Baseball
The playoffs are here and for the first time in a while, my beloved astros are left to ponder what-might-have-been while they hunt, fish, inject with steroids, and get ready for next year. It feels really weird not to have a vested interest in this year's playoffs. Last year, I DVR'd the 'stros games and was near catatonic for the entirety of the World Series (and just for the record, though the White Sox swept them, it's misleading. The Astros were in every game and were THISCLOSE to pulling it out. At least that's what i tell myself).
So i decided i needed to find a team to root for and cheer them on to victory this postseason. This is not sports bigomy. This is trying to recover from a near-miraculous h-town finish and coming up short, kinda like when you finally get up the nerve to walk over to the hot chick and ask for her number, but right before you are about to speak, her boyfriend comes out of the bathroom and you're left to continue walking as if you were heading that direction the whole time. Despite the opportunity, you still need a date for the dance. Here's my options:
The San Diego Padres
The St. Louis Cardinals
The New York Mets
The LA Dodgers
The National League sucks this year. Pretty bad. And I'm determined not to back a loser this postseason. I will not root for a NL team, and I will root AGAINST the cards with every fiber of my being. I hate them. I will always hate them. My worst fear is that i will have a son who loves baseball just as much as I do (that would be ash's worst fear!) and he decides to be a cardinals fan. I don't know how we could co-exist. seriously.
That leaves:
The Oakland A's - nope. no one i really like on the team. that's what makes rooting for houston so good - the team is always made up of good guys. From Bagwell and Biggio to Berkman and Oswalt, you gotta root for them. Oakland: not so much.
The Minnesota Twins - already lost game 1. not backing a loser, plus santana (they're best pitcher) is a guy the twins STOLE from houston. a pox on both their houses.
The New York Yankees - i will never, i repeat (with emphasis) NEVER, root for the stinkin yankees. I hope they choke. I hope arod get's booed so badly that he's in therapy for years. I hope Jeter strikes out every time. I hope Giambi OD's on roids and swells up to the size of the Jolly Green Giant. I hope Johnson cannot crawl to the mound. I hope Abreu (another guy stolen from houston) gets swept. The Yankees suck. That leaves...
The Detroit Tigers. From worst to first. The Tigers were wretched the last few years, slumped late, and wound up the wild card team. Did you know that the last 4 seasons, at least one wild-card team has gotten to the World Series? This year, it's the Tigers. They're on a date with destiny and all that crap. The truth of the matter is that they're the only non-pretentious, non-wretched team in the postseason, and for that reason, i will be a Tiger supporter for the next month. The expiration date is November 30th. Then I'll return to worrying about the Astros need for a corner of, 2 starters, and a catcher.
VIVA LA TIGRES!!!
